Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEF
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
MIGGY TAGGED ME IN THIS I’M SO HAPPY

the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you

I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
The only dates i get are updates
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me